O-Bahn™ Heritage Cap – “O BAHN OR NO BAHN” Edition

 🧢 Trackside flair meets roadside style.

Put your dome in drive with the official O-Bahn Engineering Co. cap — proudly embroidered with the iconic slogan:

“O BAHN OR NO BAHN.”

Whether you’re spectating from the servo or dreaming of guided rail dominance, this hat is the essential piece of non-regulation headgear for the modern motoring menace.

Product Details:

• Color: Classic beige with bold red lettering

• Material: 100% Unstructured BoganTech™ Cotton

• Adjustable strap – one size fits most heads & egos

• Breathable design for optimal airflow under pressure

• Embroidered slogan — no stickers, no fluff

Why You’ll Love It:

• ✅ Pairs perfectly with DIY delusion and a hi-vis vest

• ✅ Designed for comfort during long park-ups and imaginary test laps

• ✅ Looks suspiciously official in public

• ✅ Guaranteed* to get nods from other legends at Bunnings

*Not actually guaranteed. It’s a hat. Calm down.

Tags:

#ObahnHat #BogansInStyle #GuidedByDrip #AussieMemeWear #OBahnOrNoBahn #SatiricalStreetwear

  👕 Subtle. Powerful. Technically fictional.

Slip into the shirt that says, “I take public transport personally.” The O-Bahn Tee is your go-to garment for backyard fabrication, servo loitering, or just letting everyone know you’ve read the entire 128-step roller install guide (twice).

Printed with our now-infamous slogan — “O BAHN OR NO BAHN” — this shirt walks the line between parody and prophecy.

Product Specs:

• Color: Creamy beige, like a road-safety latte

• Print: Distressed red, because regulations are for buses

• Material: 100% Semi-legal Cotton

• Fit: Unisex, true-to-size, built for bogan comfort

• Care: Machine washable, burnout-resistant*

*Does not resist actual burnouts.

Ideal For:

• 🔧 Late-night roller bracket brainstorms

• 🧢 Matching with the O-Bahn cap (you know you want to)

• 📷 Selfies on busways you absolutely shouldn’t be on

• 🛠️ Looking like you mod cars (without actually doing it)

Tags:

#OBahnShirt #GuidedFashion #AussieModCulture #SatiricalStreetwear #OBahnOrNoBahn #PublicTransitButMakeItPersonal

 DIY O-Bahn Conversion Kit – Full Roller Assembly Package
Take your daily driver from driveway to guided weapon.

The DIY O-Bahn Conversion Kit includes everything you need (except common sense) to bolt-on side guide rollers and simulate the thrill of rail-guided transport — without the need for a bus license.This tongue-in-cheek upgrade kit is designed for automotive enthusiasts, mod culture lovers, and Adelaide-based satire connoisseurs. 

Whether you roll in a Commodore, Falcon, Magna or something even less dignified, this kit promises hours of questionable garage fun.

What’s Included:

🔩 Heavy-duty side roller brackets (Left + Right)

🛞 Dual high-resilience polyurethane guide rollers

🔧 Adjustable spring-loaded deployment arm

🧷 Mounting hardware (bolts, washers, cotter pins)

📐 Printable alignment template

📖 Parody Installation Manual (128 glorious steps)

🧃 Bonus “Rail-Ready” bumper sticker

Key Features:• ✅ Compatible with most Australian sedans and utes• ✅ Fully fictional – no need to notify transport authorities• ✅ Satirical homage to Adelaide’s iconic O-Bahn• ✅ Built for memes, not motion• ✅ Great gift for mechanics, bogans, and internet legends

Warning: This is a parody product. Do not attempt to drive your car on the O-Bahn. We do not condone any unlawful use of transit infrastructure, no matter how funny it might sound. Also this is not actually a product, but a donation to keep the joke running. You will not recieve anything but my appreciation.

Tags:#OBahnConversionKit #CommodoreMods #DIYCarModKits #AdelaideAutoCulture #SatiricalCarAccessories #RollerInstallKit #GuidedTransportMemes #BoganApproved