Terms and Conditions

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Terms of Service

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Welcome to O-Bahn Engineering Co. (“we,” “us,” “our”). These Terms of Service (“Terms”) govern your access to and use of our website located at www.obahnifymycar.com (the “Site”). By accessing or using this Site, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree, please do not use the Site.

1. Purpose of the Site

This website is a humorous and satirical platform. All references to O-Bahn conversion kits, vehicle modifications, and public transport integration are fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only. Nothing on this site should be interpreted as real, functional, or legally recommended automotive advice.

2. Eligibility

You must be at least 13 years old to use this Site. If you are under the age of 18, you must use the Site only with the involvement of a parent or legal guardian.

3. Intellectual Property

All content on this Site — including text, graphics, images, logos, and fictional product descriptions — is the intellectual property of O-Bahn Engineering Co. or used under license. You may not reproduce, distribute, or modify any content without written permission.

4. User Conduct

By using this Site, you agree not to:

• Violate any laws or regulations (including traffic and transit regulations, obviously)

• Attempt to build or replicate fictional content as if it were real

• Upload or transmit any malicious code or spam

• Misrepresent our content as factual guidance

5. Product Disclaimer

No actual products are sold on this Site. All product references are fictional and should not be interpreted as genuine mechanical or engineering solutions.

Do not attempt to build or operate a vehicle on the O-Bahn busway or any public infrastructure. We do not condone illegal or unsafe behavior.

6. Third-Party Services & Advertising

This Site uses third-party services such as Google AdSense to display advertisements. We are not responsible for the content or accuracy of third-party ads. For information on how your data is used, see our Privacy Policy.

7. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, we disclaim all warranties, express or implied. We are not liable for any damages, injuries, mechanical failures, legal consequences, or losses arising from the use, misuse, or misinterpretation of content on this Site.

Again, it’s satire. Don’t do it.

8. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless O-Bahn Engineering Co., its affiliates, and contributors from any claims, damages, liabilities, and legal fees arising from your use of the Site or violation of these Terms.

9. Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. Updates will be posted on this page. Continued use of the Site means you accept those changes.

10. Contact

Questions? Feedback? Claims of excessive genius?

📧 Email: yeahnah@obahnify.com

🌐 Website: www.obahnifymycar.com